Rogue of Hope
Basic guide to mental disorders for Captor writers →

snowleopardferret:

snowleopardferret:

We all love the captor boys. They’re adorable assholes that are valuable additions to any homestuck work. The problem is, the vast majority of people who write them know more about theoretical alien biology - read: how aliens frickfrack - than they…

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pukind:

poinko:

pukind:

I got curious.
okay, so when I say I have a captor and a vantas problem…. also lmao fucking kurloz. (vriska’s actually not that tall, she’s standing on top of my modge podge)

but where is equiusssss

sweatin to the 80s, that’s where.(I haven’t made a Zahhak of any type yet, WHY NOT!?!?! I’d honestly be torn between Making Horuss or Equius first tho. :T )

pukind:

poinko:

pukind:

I got curious.

okay, so when I say I have a captor and a vantas problem…. also lmao fucking kurloz. (vriska’s actually not that tall, she’s standing on top of my modge podge)

but where is equiusssss

sweatin to the 80s, that’s where.

(I haven’t made a Zahhak of any type yet, WHY NOT!?!?! I’d honestly be torn between Making Horuss or Equius first tho. :T )

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rufiozuko:

support the #thunderclap to bring #Rufio back! http://thndr.it/1pgInqk click on the link and help spread the word for this new animated movie! Voiced by yours truly and songs sung by @ajrafael (yeah, it’s a musical… I be on my #Disney sh*t)

rufiozuko:

support the #thunderclap to bring #Rufio back! http://thndr.it/1pgInqk click on the link and help spread the word for this new animated movie! Voiced by yours truly and songs sung by @ajrafael (yeah, it’s a musical… I be on my #Disney sh*t)

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barawada:

;33
I drew Nepeta again because WOW I LOVE NEPETA A LOT.

barawada:

;33

I drew Nepeta again because WOW I LOVE NEPETA A LOT.

(Source: bunyiff, via thegamergirllizz)

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2 hours ago

ladyskorpia:

omrooksss:

asksubjuggulatortz:

psiibooty:

pupapan-sexual:

sorry i just love all of these too much okay

whats with the ravioli???

Yes…Ravioli…

yes…..it was the ravioli

For real though…

you know he’d be making balloon animals with them, seductive clown style.

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Puff puff, prophylactic poodle. :O)

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gildatheplant:

pomme-poire-peche:

useyourwordsasher:

cmtothemc:

theancientcistern:

omegaqueer:

thatlupa:

All it does is show me you have a superiority complex and deep rooted classist tendencies. I’ve been a waitress, a barista and a sales associate, so your talking down to others just tells me at one point you would’ve talked down to me. This guy in the queue tried to buy me a coffee today, after ripping into the guy behind the counter about his skills and his job. Don’t care what people do for a living, if you don’t treat ‘em like (very important) people when you deal with them, we can’t be friends.

"A person who is nice to you but cruel to the waiter isn’t a nice person."

I don’t understand how people don’t get this

It is terrifying. It means if you don’t adhere to their demands or if you make on little mistake, they can turn on you. I don’t deal with people who are nasty to others.

Fucking *this*.
http://notalwaysright.com/tip-of-the-entree-iceberg/27669



(It is a busy Saturday night. During the dinner rush, I have been dealing with a table of two 20-something year old men. The blonde one has found something to complain about every time I’ve walked by while the brown-haired one just blushes and stays quiet. They’ve finished their meal.)
Blonde Man: “Are you new here?”
Me: “No, sir. I’ve been a waitress here for two years and three years at [other restaurant] prior.”
Blonde Man: “Then you have no excuse for how terrible this service was. The salad was wilty, and the entree was way too cold, and you were nowhere to be found. Plus, this place is far too noisy; I could barely hear myself speak! Honestly, I get better service at a fast food place.”
Me: “I’m sorry you feel that way. While there isn’t much I can do about the noise, I did offer to bring you different food before, but you said no.”
Blonde Man: *waves me off* “Just bring me the check, and try not to be so slow about it for once.”
(I go and get the check, but when I return, the brown-haired man stands up and hands me a $20 bill.)
Brown-haired Man: “Here, this is your tip. He wasn’t going to give you one. As a former waiter myself, I thought you were doing a perfectly fine job. My food was great, and the service was fast even though you’re so busy right now.”
(He turns to his blonde companion.)
Brown-haired Man: “People like you made my job so much worse, especially for making us work that much harder for no tip. So thanks for the meal, but you can go ahead and delete my number because there will be no second date. And by the way,potjevleesch is supposed to be served cold, you idiot.”
(With that, he left the restaurant without his date. It made the whole night worth it, to see that blonde man speechless for once.)



Brown-haired Man is my hero.

gildatheplant:

pomme-poire-peche:

useyourwordsasher:

cmtothemc:

theancientcistern:

omegaqueer:

thatlupa:

All it does is show me you have a superiority complex and deep rooted classist tendencies. I’ve been a waitress, a barista and a sales associate, so your talking down to others just tells me at one point you would’ve talked down to me. This guy in the queue tried to buy me a coffee today, after ripping into the guy behind the counter about his skills and his job. Don’t care what people do for a living, if you don’t treat ‘em like (very important) people when you deal with them, we can’t be friends.

"A person who is nice to you but cruel to the waiter isn’t a nice person."

I don’t understand how people don’t get this

It is terrifying. It means if you don’t adhere to their demands or if you make on little mistake, they can turn on you. I don’t deal with people who are nasty to others.

Fucking *this*.

http://notalwaysright.com/tip-of-the-entree-iceberg/27669

(It is a busy Saturday night. During the dinner rush, I have been dealing with a table of two 20-something year old men. The blonde one has found something to complain about every time I’ve walked by while the brown-haired one just blushes and stays quiet. They’ve finished their meal.)

Blonde Man: “Are you new here?”

Me: “No, sir. I’ve been a waitress here for two years and three years at [other restaurant] prior.”

Blonde Man: “Then you have no excuse for how terrible this service was. The salad was wilty, and the entree was way too cold, and you were nowhere to be found. Plus, this place is far too noisy; I could barely hear myself speak! Honestly, I get better service at a fast food place.”

Me: “I’m sorry you feel that way. While there isn’t much I can do about the noise, I did offer to bring you different food before, but you said no.”

Blonde Man: *waves me off* “Just bring me the check, and try not to be so slow about it for once.”

(I go and get the check, but when I return, the brown-haired man stands up and hands me a $20 bill.)

Brown-haired Man: “Here, this is your tip. He wasn’t going to give you one. As a former waiter myself, I thought you were doing a perfectly fine job. My food was great, and the service was fast even though you’re so busy right now.”

(He turns to his blonde companion.)

Brown-haired Man: “People like you made my job so much worse, especially for making us work that much harder for no tip. So thanks for the meal, but you can go ahead and delete my number because there will be no second date. And by the way,potjevleesch is supposed to be served cold, you idiot.”

(With that, he left the restaurant without his date. It made the whole night worth it, to see that blonde man speechless for once.)

Brown-haired Man is my hero.

(via thepageofhopes)

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nikaalexandra:

apparently it’s nineteen fucking twenty

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2 hours ago

holothewolf-x:

if tumblr users were more like raven then no one would fight

(Source: teentitans, via miku-tan)

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2 hours ago
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via miku-tan)

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